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Men Are Happier People

Post by smokem » Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:48 pm

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other
Laura, Kate and Sarah.

* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each
other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even
though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and
none will actually admit they want change back.

* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
sale.


BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.

* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.

* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it
..... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Submitted by Lisa Serafini:-)

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