Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

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Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Post by elwood » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:35 pm

Two Carolinians walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat,
they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. One of the Carolinians looks at her and says,

'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The Carolinian walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Carolinian walks slowly back to his

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

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