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To Live A Long Life

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:27 am
by smokem
TO LIVE A LONG LIFE


A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTHERN TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF
SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN
POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED.
SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO
BE.