Is Your Wife Feeling Neglected?

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Is Your Wife Feeling Neglected?

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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,

painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years

they had been married.



On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,

feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs

she had endured.



Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up,

walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and

kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist

turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least

3 times a week. Can you do this?”



The husband replied, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and

Wednesdays, but on Friday, Saturday and Sundays I shoot trap!!”
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